Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
hey joe hey joe joe do you still love me
me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
me: *reblogs post*
gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
me: thank you
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
biteofnothing: Once I look good naked I’m just going to stop living because I will have won life and there will be no greater task left for me to accomplish
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
ariverperson replied to your post: hey hey Ellie Our family friend got off with… GET THE FUCK OUT her friend was like besties with Dave Navarro and they went backstage and she got off with him (obviously ages ago but still)
hey hey Ellie Our family friend got off with Anthony Kiedis
getst0kedonit: I wish I had a chance to see The King Blues before they broke up :C
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
peetasfakeleg: some guy added me on facebook and when i accepted he sent me a message saying “who r u”
keepyourmindset replied to your post: flirting with an olympian wbu i wouldn’t expect anything less from you arabella thank you, i have to say i am proud
albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
flirting with an olympian wbu
celebrity: maybe they won't notice
tumblr: audio clips
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
cannolis: did you know that the “girl i can make your hips stir” guy attended the olympics opening ceremony