thestormhasbroken: ahahahaaaa! OMG! she used a fucking ladle!
ddisposition: aw i feel forgotten :)
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
africans: i hate how shitty my mom treats me in spite of the fact that i saved her life more than once do you know how many chain emails i’ve passed on to make sure she didn’t die in five hours???
yagina: how do you play hard to get if no one wants to get you
brb-wanking asked: omg the cat on your 'about' page, man thats some funny ass shit
fucking-for-virginity: Having to learn about cancer in biology is killing me hahahaha are you missing me being rowdy at the back?
having a facebook argument with an absolute tramp...
she said that I’ma butters “uglaaay” freak who is hated by everyone. lol bitch whatchu talking bout?