i would honestly marry whoever sang me the following songs. If I Had a Boat - James Vincent McMorrow 2 Bodies 1 Heart - Noah and the Whale Fast Car - Boyce Avenue Hey Ya - The Blanks
Anonymous asked: the lion king soundtrack?
Spell your name with bands.
from my ipod. Arctic Monkeys Random Hand Angus & Julia Stone Bombay Bicycle Club Everything Everything Lion King Soundtrack Lion King 2 Soundtrack Audio Bullys
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: fucking slut
Polar bear: Hold me.
Polar bear: Nothin'.
Vince: Did you just say hold me?
Polar bear: No...
Vince: - Awkwardly hugs the polar bear-
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Band member: But -
vintagevaginas: arabellend liked your video: I should be revising but this is funner thank you arabella someone notices how funny I am #reem you’re welcome bbz, ive hidden the revision books and told my mum I left them at school xo
20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
russellvests: i still cant believe i got my fucking hopes up on you